Suckered into empty calories, weight gain and not even any fun doing it.
Yesterday my children had their regular dental checkup. Since I have to tell them at least six times to brush their teeth before they actually do it every morning and night, I am always
This appointment was no exception. Only thing is I forgot that in the past when they got a clean bill of health, I rewarded them (truly it is to celebrate my own ability to escape a brush with financial death via outlandish dental rates for fillings).
I was at a loss as to what the reward should be - but my daughter rattled off things I'd done for them in the past and I had little to no recollection of these fine rewards. But they probably happened. There's only so much available space in my brain for memory nowadays, so some information doesn't make the cut.
Since it was Wednesday, the obvious choice was "Waffle Cone Wednesday" at TCBY. Okay, so we waffle cone it.
Then upon returning home I discover there is a YMCA Family Picnic in the evening - complete with hotdogs, drinks, bouncy playsets, games and prizes.
I tell my kids about it and my son says, "Oh! That could have been our reward!"
Really wish I had reviewed my calendar earlier.
Then after seeing the forecast for today, I was trying to rack my brain for activities we could do that would not involve having to be outdoors in 105 degree heat, but also avoid the fighting and screaming that naturally occurs between my children when they must stay home and (heaven-forbid) share space.
When a friend made mention of going to McDonald's playland this afternoon, I thought that was genius. An indoor playground seemed perfect.
Of course you don't get in without buying something first, so I caved to ice cream cones.
Only to open the door of the play area and gasp.
Guess what? McDonald's play area is NOT climate-controlled.
That's right. McDonald's now offers a sauna experience.
Seriously thought I may pass out.
All I could think of was how I'd been SUCKERED again.
There I am: ice cream running down my hands, shoes sticking to the floor, and aghast at the temperature in that room.
So we wolfed down our ice
Within five minutes my oldest son looked like he just came from running 40 minutes on the treadmill. Sweat drenched his shirt and hair.
We didn't stay long for two reasons:
1) I left an air conditioned home for this? Foolishness.
2) My children were more interested in watching the large television screen than playing.
Guess what? We have a TV at home, too. And it's not in a sauna.
We pile back into the van and head home.
So while my kids watch television, I mope at the annoyance of ingesting high-calorie treats TWO DAYS IN A ROW all in the name of summer.
I know, I know - you're thinking, "Geez, Max. No one was holding a gun to your head to order yourself those treats."
I understand that. I take full responsibility - well, almost - for my gluttony.
I really need to work on that.
Meanwhile, I'll go back to my policy of avoiding McDonald's at all costs, and scheduling dentist appointments on days when we're doing something fun anyway.
And maybe my waistline will find its way back to where it belongs.